Hans had a big plan for the weekend. Nevermind that none of us (including Hans) knew exactly when it was going to start, but once it did, there was no turning back. For the past few years, Hans has been wanting to get the garage cleaned up and epoxy the floor. On Thursday he and the kids cleaned all of our crap, er, stuff out of the garage and Hans cleaned the floor and filled in the cracks. That evening we made one (only one, that's a record!) trip to Menards to get the epoxy kits, a second broom, new shelves for the garage and other various items. On Friday (the 4th of July) we got up early and I applied the acid wash while Hans scrubbed the floor. After spending the morning at the Yacht Club helping with the picnic setup we cut out early so we could get home and apply the epoxy.
It was then that I found my calling in life. I'm a really good Sprinkler.
Perhaps I should explain. Hans applied the epoxy with a paint roller and worked in 4'x4' segments. Then it was my job to apply the decorative sprinkles.

Here is Hans working is way through the garage, careful to not paint himself into a corner.

Here is what my hands looked like when I was done. I shouldn't have had the grey epoxy on my hands but I helped pour the epoxy from the can into the pain pan and I've never been known to be neat and tidy when working with paint. After working with the paint I went back to my sprinkling, hence the very messy hands.

And ta-da! Here is what the epoxy looks like when the sprinkles are applied.
It takes true talent to apply those sprinkles. Heaven forbid you just throw them on and end up with clumps in one spot and no coverage in another. And there was no clumping going on here. If it weren't for the fact that garages are usually hot, the job requires you to be on your feet for long periods of time (the epoxy must be applied within 1-1 1/2 hours of mixing, depending on the temperature and humidity outside), and the pay for professional Sprinklers is probably not a livable one, I might have found my new career.
(Staycation = A vacation that is spent at one's home )